School Jokes

school jokes 1

Teacher: Does God exist? Student: Yes. Teacher: Can you see him? Student: No. Teacher: Can you touch him? Student: No. Teacher: Then he does not exist! Student: Do you have a brain? Teacher: Yes. Student: Can you see it? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch it? Teacher: No. P. Then you have none!

 

school jokes 2

Tobi sees his teacher and sister walk into a barn in the afternoon. He watches what they are doing. The next day at school, the teacher says: Who can make a sentence by finding fruit? Tobi answers, and says: If you do your banana again in my sister's plum, then I'll poke you on your pear.

 

school jokes 3

Teacher: Does God exist? Student: yes Teacher: can you see him? Student: no Teacher: can you touch him? Student: no Teacher: then he does not exist Student: do you have a brain that you can touch and see? Teacher: No

Then it does not exist

 

 

school jokes 4

The teacher asks Fritzchen: How high is our school building? Guess. 1 meter 50. How do you feel about that? Well, I'm 1 meter 60 tall and the school is up to my neck. Then the teacher sends to the director, he wants to have a conversation with Fritzchen: Fritzchen, your teacher has told me that you are very bad in estimating, guess how old I am. 46 years! Right, how do you know that? There lives one of us in the street, he is 23 years old and a half-idiot.

 

 

school jokes 5

A teacher comes in a new class. The word "P ****" is written in tiny letters on the board. She quickly wipes it away and begins the lesson. The next day, the word P **** is a little bigger on the blackboard. Again she wipes it away. This repeats itself for almost a whole week and when she thinks it will probably be on the whole table today, she reads instead: "The more they rub it, the bigger it gets!"