Children Jokes funny children jokes on kingjokes.tr.gg Children Jokes 1 Mother wants to wake the son: "You Paul, get up, you have to go to school." Paulchen: "Please Mom, let me have some more sleep." The mother: "No, it's really time, please stand up!" Paulchen: "But I do not want to - the kids annoy me and the teachers are really annoying! Mother: "Stop it, get up!" Paulchen: "Oh mom, tell me at least two good reasons why I have to go to the stupid school." Mother: "First, you're 45 years old and second, you're the school principal!" Children Jokes 2 A wish fairy allows a Chinese, an American and a German a wish: If they jump into the water from the 10-meter tower and wish for something, they get it. The Chinese jumps and says Chinese beer. The basin is full of Chinese beer. American jumps in, says 100 dollar bills. The pool is full of $ 100 bills. The German jumps, slips and screams: "Oh SHIT !!!!!