Doctor Jokes

doctor jokes 1 

If a woman comes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a knot in my chest!" Doctor's answer: "Who's doing that?" 

 

doctor jokes 2

A doctor starts a relationship With his receptionist and after a few weeks, she opens to him that she is pregnant by him. He offers to send her to America with a lot of money so that she can have the baby there and be out of the world. She accepts the proposal and asks how she should tell him that the child is there. He says she should write him a postcard that says only 'sauerkraut'. After three quarters of a year, his wife addresses him to the post office: "You have received a card that I do not understand." Here are the three portions 

Sauerkraut, twice with and once without sausages ... " 

 

doctor jokes 3

"Moni, every time you do To laugh at me, I would like to ask you again to me. " 

"But you are a daredevil!" She replies to her neighbor. 

"No, I'm a dentist!" 

 

doctor jokes 4

Doctor to the patient: "They are terminally ill. You do not have much time left. "The patient despairs:" How long will I have left? "Doctor:" Ten! "The patient panics:" Ten what? Years, days, weeks? "Doctor:" Nine, eight ... "