Blonde Jokes

blonde jokes 1

When a girl comes home from school with a happy smile, she says: " Mum , we learned to count today, the others can only attend to 3, but I can already reach 10" "That's nice," says the mother . "Is that okay because I'm blond?" the girl asks. "Yes child, that's because you're blond," replies the mother. 

 

The next day the girl comes back from school and tells us with joy: "Today we learned the alphabet, the others can only from A to C, but I can already from A to Z" "That's really great," says the mother . "" Is that okay because I'm blonde? "The girl asks." Yes child, that's because you're blond, "replies the mother. 

 

The following day, the girl comes back from school with a happy smile and says: "We were swimming today, the others do not have any breasts at all and I have such big ones" and points to their double D. "Yes" says the mother. "Is that because I'm blond?" the girl asks. "No, child," replies the mother, "that's because you're already 23!"

 

 

blonde jokes 2

Why did God create the blondes ? 

Because rubber dolls and chickens can not get beer out of the fridge! 

And why did God then create the brunettes ? 

Because the blondes can not get beer out of the fridge!

 

 

blonde jokes 3

A blonde , a brunette and a redhead are stranded on a deserted island . The redhead climbs a palm tree and says, "Look, there's an island of people about 5km from here, we just have to swim there ." 

The redhead is swimming. After 0.5 km it gets tired, after 1 km it goes under. 

Then the brunette is swimming. After 1.5 km it becomes tired after 2 km it goes under. 

Then the blonde floats off. After 3.5 km she gets tired after 4 km she says: "I can not manage the last km." And swim back ...

 

 

blonde jokes  4

Call ne blonde at the pizza service . 

"A pizza Margherita please!", Says the blonde. 

"Gladly, shall I divide it into 6 or 8 pieces ?" 

"6, please, 8 I can not do it!"