Police Jokes

I was briefly at the bakery. After 5 minutes I left the store. When I came out, there was a Politesse and wrote a traffic ticket. So I went to her and said, "Come on, doll, can not you turn a blind eye?" She ignored me and kept writing.

So I called her a stubborn bureaucrat. She looked at me and wrote another note about worn tires.

So I called her a stupid bitch. Then she started to write a third ticket! So it went on for the next 20 minutes. The more I insulted her, the more tickets she wrote.

I did not care. I was on foot.

 

 

police jokes 2

Two German policemen find a hanged man on the border on Austria.

"Oh dear, that can not be true. Now we have to write long reports and protocols again, do formalities, file files ... "

"Come, we'll hang him, drag him under the border tree and hang him up on the Austrian side again!"

Said and done. After an hour, two Austrian border police pass the barrier: "What? Now the scho wiedr do hang !!? "

 

 

police jokes 3

A blonde goes to the lantern and knocks it because there is a note with "apartment for rent" There comes a blonde policewoman and asks, 'Why are you knocking on the lantern?', The blonde: 'There is apartment for rent,' The Policewoman: 'There's light on, so they have to be there.' '

 

 

police jokes 4

An Offenbacher has an accident and some dents in his car. Comes by a Frankfurter and says: "You just have to blow hard into the exhaust, that pushes the dents out again." The Frankfurter continues and the Offenbacher thinks that he could even try. He blows and blows. There come two policemen from Offenbach and ask him what he is doing there. He says, "A Frankfurt man told me to blow in the exhaust to get the dents out." The police start laughing and say, "You idiot! If the sunroof is open, it can not work ... "

 

 

police jokes 5

Two drunk buddies pee in public, in the middle of a city. If a policeman comes by and says, "Stop immediately and pack up!" The policeman continues. Suddenly one of the buddies starts to laugh. The other asks: "What's wrong with you?" Says the other: "I just ripped off the cops! But I did not stop packing it ".