King Jokes

Funny Jokes

 

A man in a hot-air balloon got lost. He goes deeper and sees a man on the floor. He sinks further and calls:

 

- "Excuse me, could you help me? 

I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago and I do not know where I am. "

 

The man on the ground answers:

 

- "You are in a hot-air balloon about 10 meters above the ground, and you are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

 

"You have to be an engineer," says the balloonist.

 

"Am I," he replies, "how did you know that?"

 

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I still do not know where I am. Frankly, you were not a big one Help, you've just delayed my trip even further. "

 

The engineer answers:

 

"You have to be active in management." 

"Yes," answers the balloonist, "but how did you know that?"

 

"Well," says the engineer, "you do not know where you are or where you are going. 

You have come to your present position due to a large amount of hot air. 

You have made a promise that you have no idea how to comply with and expect the people among you to solve your problems. 

The fact is that you are in exactly the same situation as before our meeting, but now it's somehow my fault! "