Animal Jokes

The teacher asks, "Who can give me five animals that only live in Australia?" Fritzchen announces: "One koala and four kangaroos!"

 

Animal Jokes 2

The call from the vet:

 

"Hello Mr. Schmitt. Your wife is with me with her cat. She asked me to put her to sleep. Is it okay?"

"Sure, you can do that and just put the cat out. She knows the way home ... "

 

 

Animal Jokes 3

A cowboy meets an Indian with a dog, a horse and a sheep.

 

Cowboy: "May I talk to your dog?"

 

Indians: "He can not talk."

 

Cowboy: "Hello, old dog, how are you?"

 

Dog: "Oh, I'm fine, my master treats me well, feeds me, goes out with me twice a day ..."

 

The Indian looks quite surprised.

 

Cowboy: "Aha, may I talk to your horse?"

 

Indians: "Horse can not talk."

 

Cowboy: "Hello, old horse, how are you?"

 

Horse: "Oh, I'm fine! My master treats me well, rubs me dry, feeds me ... "

 

The Indian is even more astonished.

 

Cowboy: "Can I talk to your sheep?"

 

Indians: "Sheep is lying ..."